If you’ve seen this movie then this is either really funny or incredibly insensitive I’m an asshole
(I estimated Edgar’s age based on what information the movie provided).
I’m gonna fucking die
“We brought back dinosaurs. Suck it, Eagleton.”
AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself
So far I’ve written to a vegetable farm, several European ambassadors, a manufacturer of male cologne, and a nonfat frozen yogurt bar.
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.
Say it again! But this time, I’m gonna turn the light on like you just had an idea!