oliviafuckingpope:

“We brought back dinosaurs.  Suck it, Eagleton.”

AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself

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So far I’ve written to a vegetable farm, several European ambassadors, a manufacturer of male cologne, and a nonfat frozen yogurt bar.

I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.

trashybooksforladies:

Say it again! But this time, I’m gonna turn the light on like you just had an idea!